Yesterday had to be one of the most embarrassing days of my life. During lunch time I decided to walk through the mall because it was such a nice day to enjoy mother nature. As I was walking through Kmart to get to the other side of The Gallery I slipped. The wasn't wet nor was there anything for me to slip on. I just chalked it up to wooden heel shoes that I were wearing. I tried reaching for the air to break my fall because there wasn't anything for me to hold on to. I swear it had to take me at least three minutes to completely hit the floor. Everything was in slow motion. Out of embarrassment I pretended to have fainted. As I am laying on the ground a shopper seen me and came to my assistance. I lied and told her that I fainted and that this happens from time to time. She told me that I shouldn't be in Center City by myself. Finally, the security officer comes to offer assistance and I notice him holding in a laugh while he asked me if I was okay. I told him yes and that I fainted. He couldn't get out another word because he broke into a laughing frenzy. I was completely humiliated and made a dash for the door. I have posted above the infamous shoes that cause fainting and injuries.
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