The Good, The Bad, And The Screwed Up Relationship

Everyone knows that in a relationship things almost never stay the  same as when it started.  I like to call the beginning stages of a relationship the honeymoon period.  Everything is picture perfect. You either can tolerate their annoying habits or choose to ignore them. You try to be fast asleep before they are so, their snoring won't keep you awake.  Or, you take a benedryl tablet before visiting her to prevent sneezing from her cheap VS perfume.

Six months later, you're questioning your judgement.  You're screening each other calls.  Women, we keep asking ourselves and friends about giving the goodies up too fast.  We're wondering if we should had made him wait two days instead of one.  Men, you're scratching your head wishing you didn't tell her that you love her or gave her the spare key to your apartment.  Damn sure wish that you didn't buy her a toothbrush for there.

Ten years later, things don't get no better.  You're still together and you hate each other more.  Two years later you have this...........................................................................................................................................