March 14, 2010

Top Ten Things That Makes U Ghetto

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  1. If your children have an utility bill at the age of 6yrs old that classifies as ghetto.  "I don't have to turn the lights off.  It's in my name anyway" says little Mercedes.
  2. If you substitute Joy liquid detergent for Mr.Bubbles then you are ghetto.
  3. If you change your voice when a bill collector contacts you and say that you aren't home is just ghetto.
  4. If you eat your kids trick or treat candy and say that you are checking it for poison is down right ghetto.
  5. If you peek out of the window when the gas man comes and try to act like you arent home is a cold ghetto ass.
  6. If you stay up half the night to practice a sick cough to call out of work the next day is super ghetto.
  7. If you have a friend or relative call your job claiming there has been an emergency at home so that you can go home early is GHETTO.
  8. If you change the M to a F on your neighbor's transpass so that you dont have to pay bus fare is cheap and ghetto.
  9. If you fill the water jug up with water from the faucet and put it in the refrigerator is ghetto.
  10. If you borrow different kids from the neighborhood during income tax time makes you greedy and ghetto.

Please share your thoughts on this.  I look forward to them!

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  1. 1. Mercedes better turn off the lights because first of all she won't know the electric bill is in her name until she is grown or old enough to get her own place. Sorry Mercedes mommy thought she was gonna hit the lottery and straighten that bill out and don't be givin me know attitude she needed to see too!

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